the longest yard

shakyamonkey: saw the longest yard last night
devaskate: you make it through w/out passing out?
shakyamonkey: review on blog
shakyamonkey: just posted
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devaskate: *LMAO*!!!!!!!!!
devaskate: awesome
devaskate: i had no idea a movie could be that lame
shakyamonkey: it was basically watching a commercial
shakyamonkey: a 2 hour long commercial
shakyamonkey: without "ads"
shakyamonkey: this is how adam sandler pays the bills
shakyamonkey: smart
devaskate: brill. getting consumers to pay to see ads.
shakyamonkey: i don't know how much mcDs and reebok paid for product placement
shakyamonkey: but i'm sure they made the movie for way less than it normally would have
shakyamonkey: plus they had a bunch of has-been NFL stars
shakyamonkey: who were probably much cheaper
shakyamonkey: but you know who's going to see this shit
devaskate: hungry stoners who "play" their sports on ps2
devaskate: oooo did they sneak in a gaming scene?!?
devaskate: that would've been perfect
devaskate: milk it baby!
shakyamonkey: oh shit
shakyamonkey: they had this totally gratuitous xbox scene
shakyamonkey: in the guard locker room
shakyamonkey: a convict came in and he was like, oh you have the new halo 2?
devaskate: HAHAHAHAHHA
devaskate: lord
shakyamonkey: i know
devaskate: that is sick.
shakyamonkey: it's sick, and it's actually totally normal now
devaskate: i think i HAVE to see it now. just for research purposes.
shakyamonkey: which is sick
devaskate: counting product placement quantity and duration
shakyamonkey: see it for anthropological reasons