get your money's worth

yes, i do have too much time on my hands. and with that time, i donate my manual dexterity and talent for finding & publicizing ridiculous items of excess on eBay, toward the noble and selfless effort to promote the reign of consumerism and materialism. drool away, bitches!

current bid: $385.00


i'm not a fan of enormous logos emblazoned on anything, but this pair of pumps is undeniably sexy. it also helps a little bit that the logo doesn't involve any actual text.


current bid: $8899.99


this handbag reminds me of the cutesy virus & bacteria dolls they make for privileged toddlers these days. only plushier. and minkier.


current bid: $379.00


i think these are probably one of those things that look better on, than on the rack. maybe? desperately hoping? $379 bux worth of looking-good-ness at least.


current bid: $418.00


wearing an outfit with these shoes would be a sin. just go naked. really, the heels will take care of the rest.


current bid: $1650.00


$1650 for tweed? maybe that little chanel logo is made of platinum. or diamonds. i kind of hated these at first glance. but the dominatrix t-strap leather accents got to me. and the vaguely visible schoolteacher-smarmy daisies woven in. makes you hot for the girl and then guilty about it. you are a twisted genius miz coco! on the seller's part, i admire the deviously tempting little "Shop now, pay after the holidays!" link.