your ____ is stale and flabby

Copywriter
Original URL: http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/mar/55680873.html
Posted by: recruitc@digitas.com
Posted on: 2005-01-14, 4:57PM

Arrogant, untalented and uninspiring copywriter required to create flabby copy packed with stale insight. Must show willingness to apply a lifeless corporate tone of voice to everything they touch and exceed deadlines by days rather than hours.

Ideal candidate should also possess a proven ability to drone on and on about "big ideas" without actually having any. Must be able to irritate and infuriate clients - possibly in several different languages. An ability to murder the English language is an absolute must.

If you fit the description above, please change your career. It depresses us to meet people like you, frankly.

If however, you're an extremely good copywriter with a couple of years experience in long and short copy, please send resume with Craig's List in the subject line to: recruitc@digitas.com. To learn about who we are, visit our web site at: www.digitas.com

$25 for 143 words, $0.0572/word. come ON now, copywriters don't come that cheap do they?