trebek has one of those days

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me: i was watching jeopardy at the gym last night
friend: haha
me: and i got one question right
me: i was so happy
me: ha
friend: you are expanding your mind and strengthening your body at the same time now?
me: those people have nutso good memory
friend: yep
me: 2 birds, one stone, etc
friend: you want to go see a taping of it when you are here?
me: they quizzed them on the amendments
me: and there are a lot
me: i thought there were only a dozen or so
friend: 14?
me: but they were quoting up to like 18
me: or something
friend: ah
me: i'm so ign'ant about history
friend: but yeah, we can go to a taping if you want
me: ahhaha
friend: cause sony owns jeopardy haah
me: for reals? i'm not a fan. i just thought it would be more fun to watch than friends
me: right right
me: hhaha
me: also
me: alex trebek
friend: haha i am not a fan really
me: did this weird little thing
friend: trebek is scary in real life
me: when an answer to a question was "what is a ferret?"
friend: he was talking about shotguns once to the audience according to one of my coworkers that works on jeopardy
me: and he made a little weasel noise
me: and motioned with his hands
me: to indicate a phantom ferret
me: it was hilarious
me: and then he said "yeah, it's been one of those days"
me: i miss his mustache
me: he looks funny without it. naked.
friend: me too!
me: he looks like a hard talkin ass kicking nature man
me: (not)
friend: i feel like i am doing something wrong when i look at hi now
me: shotgun politics? or shotgun guns?
friend: GUNS!!
me: wack
friend: that he uses on people that come on his lawn or something
me: i like how he says "good" to all the contestants' right answers
me: like they're lil puppies being trained