blech

the perp:
-"veggie crisps" by eatsmart all natural snacks (snyder's of hanover)

the crime:
-depressing lack of flavor

case specs:
-price: $0.75
-net wt: 1.25 oz
-expiration date: april 2005
-"a bountiful blend of potato, spinach, and tomato chips."
-"100% natural ingredients - vegetable crisps delicately prepared in canola oil."

charged with:
-1st degree crappy snack food
-2nd degree crafty packaging - avoided including any words that describe taste

verdict:
-steer clear of these crunchy cardboard flakes and save your spare change for those life savers in the very very bottom row of the vending machine. mmm, five flavors of multi-colored tooth-rotting sweetness. taste-o-rama!